Jack and pals take up a subject today in which we have some interest: horrible hack Jim Mullen. In the interest of expanding upon his insights, we present the following.
NEW FEATURE:
The Jim Mullen's Hot Sheet Challenge!
Each of these four set-ups is included in this week's Hot Sheet, published in Entertainment Weekly. One of the jokes is Mr. Mullen's, the other two were written by Somenotions. See if you can guess the real punchline!
JIM MULLEN'S HOT SHEET CHALLENGE PLEDGE: We will never spend more than 5 minutes on the entire quiz.
1) The Apprentice: In the big finale, Donald Trump decided who gets a $250,000-a-year job with his company.
a) Working as his divorce lawyer.
b) Being his barber.
c) Opening the mail.
2) John Stamos/ Rebecca Romijn Stamos: The beautiful couple has called it quits after five years of marriage.
a) Where’s the constitutional amendment to ban actors from marrying?
b) He’s using 1-800-COLLECT to call a divorce lawyer.
c) The door’s open for David Gest.
3) The Punisher: A man whose family has been destroyed is bent on revenge upon the rich and evil John Travolta.
a) Kind of like how moviegoers felt after “Battlefield Earth”
b) He captures him and forces him to fly coach for the rest of his life.
c) The original title was “Look Who’s Punishing.”
4) Connie and Carla: Two women pretend to be drag queens to escape the mob.
a) This was J. Edgar Hoover’s original idea for the Witness Protection Program.
b) Gangsters finally caught on to fake nuns.
c) That’s how RuPaul got started.
