Some Notions

Every now and again, the federal government requires us to devote some site space to public service matters. In compliance, we present the following:

TO CONCERNED CITIZENS
RE: SOCIAL PROBLEM

Many citizens have the following problem: They really love the Looney Tunes cartoon characters, but feel that they are too intelligent, too sophisticated, and speak in voices that are not sufficiently childlike.

If you have this problem, there is a solution. A show exists called "Baby Looney Tunes" which you can watch every morning while your roommate showers.

This should solve the problem of Looney Tunes not being infantile enough.